Saturday, 3 September 2011

My Darling Wife


I've had some good friends over the years
in fact some of the best
but of all the friends who've been and gone
by far my wife's the best

I've kissed some girlies too
I've had a reasonable host
but of all the kisses to be had
I love the wife's the most

I've met some funny folk
who've had me laugh and laugh
but none was quite as humorous
as the other half

I've wrote some odes before
expressions have poured free
but this just feels all wrong
with my wife encouraging me

To write something about her
whilst she's sitting by my side
I'm hardly going to reveal that
She's was third choice bride

I'm not about to say
that her breaths a little smelly
she kisses like a dyson
brains rotten by the telly

I wouldn't share this online
in case my buddy's look
oops there goes tonight's nooky
its posted on facebook

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