Picking the wife up

I'm sitting in my car Waiting for my wife An activity that accounts for A large chunk of my life She's often running late But she rarely is to blame Things conspire against her Excuses equally lame I think she likes the tension She buzzes off the hurry Takes too long getting ready Ends all things in a flurry She needs some organising Stopping pushing to the max Take some time to plan herself And time out to relax