Sunday, 21 March 2021

What career for little Mia

Most precocious little Mia
Talked of onomatopoeia
The teacher thought it was quite queer
"This three year old has tricked my ear"

At four her art was quite advanced
She gave up crayons, preferring canvass
One critic said "Mia's paintings moved her"
And now her work hangs in the Louvre

At five she took up gymnastics
Could do hand stands and tumbling tricks
the bars, the floor, vault and rhythmics
She won a gold at the Olympics

At six she taught herself to swim
She didn't take lessons but just dived in
She learnt all strokes and took her chance
Traversed the channel and on to France

Aged seven she assessed religion
and though it hypocritical, a smidgen
She made her own and all wars ceased.
And over night she cracked world peace

And now aged eight she likes to sing
has a record deal and all the bling
Has loads of fans and no detractors
Is due to judge on the next x factor

Aged nine she had a computer stint
She rewrote the web and earned mint
At the start so many scoffed
Now MiaCorp owns Microsoft

And then I realised looking back
I should have known she had the knack
She cut her chord with a single hack
Escaping the gestational sack

Okay, I might exaggerate
I'm Mia's dad, I think she's great
Whatever she does is fine with me
If it makes her smile and is harm free

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